Keyboard Velocity Theory Mouse Pad
Official desk equipment for practitioners of Keyboard Velocity Theory.
This mouse pad supports the core workplace principle that accuracy is private, but volume is leadership.
Best used near keyboards, spreadsheets, open documents, urgent-looking tabs, and other performance-adjacent work zones.
Actual productivity not guaranteed. Perceived productivity may vary.
Definitely Working is satire. Please complete at least some of your actual work.
More details
- Soft 100% polyester surface
- Natural rubber base
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Definitely Working
- Email: contact@support.store.definitelyworking.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading. Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, Hexavalent Chromium, Brominated Flame Retardants and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
