Definitely Working Mouse Pad
The official Definitely Working mouse pad for high-visibility desk activity.
This operational surface supports the core doctrine of productivity theater: if you look like you’re working, you’re Definitely Working.
Best used near keyboards, open spreadsheets, unfinished documents, strategic browser tabs, and other performance-adjacent work zones.
Actual productivity not guaranteed. Perceived productivity may vary.
Definitely Working is satire. Please complete at least some of your actual work.
More details
- Soft 100% polyester surface
- Natural rubber base
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Definitely Working
- Email: contact@support.store.definitelyworking.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading. Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, Hexavalent Chromium, Brominated Flame Retardants and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
